Who writes this nonsense? Herman Cain?
This is the same position you’re in immediately after pulling your head out of your ass. Which is where it must be to wear this ugly suit.
Yep, it always starts with a lil’ kiss.
Do I even want to hear the second question?
If she paid only two bucks for that tie, she didn’t think very much of that world.
No, it’s about as easy as smacking a dirtbag up the side of the head with a frying pan.
Hey boss, what if we have everyone enter through a giant bunghole? Sure, just make it tasteful.
Doctor, why do you say “Ahh” when I open my mouth?
Wait, you mean it’s not about pickup trucks?
After Rex enjoys his holistic meal, he’ll wash it down with a drink from the toilet.